*my blog depends on my mood so follow to watch my mood swings*

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

image

its real

(Source: magneito, via jake-from-state-farm)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

(via jake-from-state-farm)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via nishlo)

punk-popsicle:

Reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

(via tidwellcornertr)

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(Source: rabbitling, via lulz-time)

polyteleology:

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

(via alice-in-wonder-bra)

sexyshroomish:

who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve

(via tiny-percussion-hippo)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via alice-in-wonder-bra)