*my blog depends on my mood so follow to watch my mood swings*

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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(Source: alexanderwilliam, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

(Source: tooruoikawa, via jake-from-state-farm)

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via staywhite-imblack)

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(Source: natnovna, via staywhite-imblack)

duckduckbooks:

I either finish a book and have the next one propped over and ready to go or I wait 27 years and two wars before I start the next one. There is no in between.

(via jake-from-state-farm)

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(via jake-from-state-farm)

"what the fuck"
- pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

(Source: mydogsnokes, via bestfriencl)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via bestfriencl)

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(via jake-from-state-farm)

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via automatically)