*my blog depends on my mood so follow to watch my mood swings*

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via ungratefulsonsabitches)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via alice-in-wonder-bra)

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via transformingbri)

moonemoji:

[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you

(via pagingme)

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

(via tidwellcornertr)

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

(via pancakestew)