thealbinoweave:

i sent a new follower an ask saying “welcome to the party” and he replied no and unfollowed me

(via orgasmic-humor)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via booty-rockin)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via paranoid-of-being-hated)

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

(via booty-rockin)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via blackfurry)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

(via addicted-to-freedom)

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(via sofie-fatality)

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

(via paging-doctorfaggot)