*my blog depends on my mood so follow to watch my mood swings*

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via tiny-percussion-hippo)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via tiny-percussion-hippo)

k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

(via beyoncebeytwice)

Anonymous: Why not fall in love? 

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via stability)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via departured)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss, via cosmosandwanderlust)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via alice-in-wonder-bra)

beyoncevevo:

i hate those posts that r like “I just shot my friend by accident omg” and then they reblog it and are like ‘I WAS TALKING ABOUT GRAND THEFT AUTO NOT IN REAL LIFE I SWEAR OMFG!” like bitch we knew u were just attempting to be funny  

(via nishlo)

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

(via idvlis)